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False Penis

Fresco of Priapus, Casa dei Vettii, Pompeii. Depicted weighing his enormous erect penis against a bag of gold. False Penis
Fresco of Priapus, Casa dei Vettii, Pompeii. Depicted weighing his enormous erect penis against a bag of gold.

Book of Erotic Fantasy
Author: Gwendolyn F.M. Kestrel

This realistic looking phallus and testicles are carved from a piece of exotic wood and has a flat base. Despite the material, the false penis is slightly warm and fleshlike to the touch. When a female humanoid, monstrous humanoid, or fey places the false penis over her own genitalia, it bonds with the skin. After 1 round, the false penis changes until it matches the skin tone of the wearer and functions normally as if she were in fact a male— the wearer can choose the size of the penis. As long as the false penis is worn, the wearer is capable of engaging in sex and impregnating another female.

As her own genitals are covered, the wearer cannot get pregnant while wearing the false penis. It does not bond with the skin of a male, or any creature type other than humanoid, monstrous humanoid, or fey.

Faint transmutation; Caster Level: 3rd; Craft Wondrous Item, alter self, Price: 6,000 gp; Weight: 2 lb.

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